program HomePage;
const
Name = 'Ben Rhoades';
var
age : integer;
begin
(* silly facts *)
writeln('Ben previously programmed video games.');
writeln('He also spent some time as an engineer. Can you find him on slide 32?');
writeln('Ben currently works for Pullman Regional Hospital.');
writeln('Occasionally he likes to dress up in green camouflage.');
writeln('Ben owns a 1941 Hudson (with suicide doors).');
writeln('Ben also maintains a programming site called Loirak.com.');
(* created in MS-DOS "edit", and later restyled in vi *)
end.